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analtier:

This is basically the Darkleer I roleplay as.

analtier:

This is basically the Darkleer I roleplay as.

7 months ago on October 19th, 2012 | J | 3,759 notes
benedictthunderpatch:

Superhusband debauchery in Target.

benedictthunderpatch:

Superhusband debauchery in Target.

7 months ago on October 8th, 2012 | J | 186 notes
7 months ago on October 5th, 2012 | J | 60 notes

geothebio:

9 months ago on July 24th, 2012 | J | 4,177 notes
gingerhaze:

gingerhaze:

10 months ago on July 22nd, 2012 | J | 7,156 notes

oohmrleo:

homu-sexual-magi:

katfuzzmunchkin:

Progress!

I SEE YOU DRIVING ROUND TOWN WITH THE GUY I LOVE AND I’M LIKE

FUCK YOU

okay this is hilarious

11 months ago on June 21st, 2012 | J | 5,009 notes

DONT WATCH A SHOW CALLED KORRA

starexorcist:

Man this shit is so full of so many motherfucking feels yo. I was talking to one of my white friends and she told me to turn on nickelodeon and all I saw was them say it was a kids’ show. I said to my boo, ‘What’s this shit?’ She just sobbed and said Just watch them  and MAKE SURE NO ONE IF AROUND WHEN WATCHING IT.” 

and I thought it was some dumb kids show or some strange shit

SO I watched the first two episodes and I was like

YO This shit is awesome.

Then I watched some more episodes and I was like

yoooooooooooooooooooo

AND THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SATOMOBILE

AND THEN I SAID

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I couldnt fucking believe what I just saw. It was like Bryke gave me every emotion they had ever felt. I have SO many feels. YET I COULDNT STOP WATCHING IT, AND THEN I WATCHED EPISODE 9 AND IT WAs BLOODBENDING- THOSE NIGGAS AND THEN THAT GIRL SAW IT THEN SHE

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK HIS BENDING AND THEN

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND WANTED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS BUT INSTEAD YOU HAD THIS THING WHERE YOUR EMOTIONS WERE MULTIPLIED AND IT WAS SO HEARTBREAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL YOU JUST KEPT FUCKING WATCHING

AND THAT’S WHAT I FUCKING DID

THEN I SAW EPISODE TEN AND THE AIR BABIES! THE AIR BABIIIIIIIES.  THEY KICK BUUUUUUUTT. LIN WAS AWESOOOOOOOOOME. AND IROH WAS HIS NAME. IROH WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!! OH MY GOD. I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN. i HAVE TO START JARRING FOR THE WINTER.

SO I just want to tell you right now. DONT WATCH A SHOW CALLED KORRA. DONT DO IT NIGGA. ITS LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS.

11 months ago on June 17th, 2012 | J | 186 notes
11 months ago on June 1st, 2012 | J | 8,798 notes

chibitalias-dick:

How To Train Your Hiddles

11 months ago on May 31st, 2012 | J | 37,032 notes

hahahahahahaha best guardias or best guardaisn??

tipsygnostalgicat:

BRO N MOM

TT: It’s you and me.
TT: I know its our destiny.

 TG: bro n mom ooooooooooo ur my best freind

 TG: in a wrold we must defeeeeeeeeeeeeend

TT: Bro and Mom, our hearts so true.

 TT: Our fucking sweet beats will pull us through.

TG: u rap me n ill hax u

TG: BRO N MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

TT: Gotta mortify em all.

BRO N MOM

(the ansewr is taht we r the best)

1 year ago on January 19th, 2012 | J | 35 notes
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