(Source: lesbiaaans)
(Source: flapperorslapper)
Father-Grandad Harleybert
idk
Who can resist this man?
”Are you talking about me?”
- Them: They're already dating other people
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're just friends
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They hate each other
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're not gay
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're siblings
- Shippers: lol
- Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
- Shippers: lol
- Them: They're not even in the same fandom
- Shippers: lol
- Them: You don't even watch the show
- Shippers: lol
F: Natasha
M: Tony Stark
K: Bruce Banner (nope)F: Steve (Sorry Tony.)
M: Loki (….-SQUINT-)
K: Nick Fury (…)
F: Natasha (mmm yes)
M: Natasha (ohohohooo!)
K: Natasha (………………………………… how is this going to work)
F: Loki (Oh yesss)
M: Nick Fury ( -squint- No one ever knows the true Nick Fury)
K: Agent Hill (…Hm….)F: Nick Fury
M: Steve Rogers (*_* yes please.)
K: Tony Stark
D: can i switch Nick and Tony?! PLEASEEEE!F: Stark
M: Loki
K: Cap (noo Steve no!)
F: Loki
M: Bruce Banner
K: Black Widow
F: Stteeeeve (yes good)
M: Maria (o-okay…)
K: Loki (well, he is the villian…)
If I was answering this myself it would be F: ALL, M: ALL, K: NONE. justsaying
(Source: fangirlmarena)
if equius had a tumblr, he’d see those pictures of people holding up “you’re beautiful” signs and blush
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think youre clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole